Get an Inside Look at Lake Tahoe’s Epic $75 Million Mansion

The most expensive mansion on Lake Tahoe is up for sale, and if you have $75 million laying around, you could snag one of the coolest houses we’ve ever seen.

Crystal Pointe is Lake Tahoe’s most expensive house of all time and if you take a look of what it has to offer, you’ll know exactly why. Sitting on 5.14 Acres and containing 16,232 square feet of living space, this “Gem of Lake Tahoe” is a reminder just how rich some people are. Some people say it’s a home, I choose to call it an entire town.

The property basically contains four separate homes with a main house, guest house, beach house and caretaker house. The beach house is massive in itself and perched right on top of the water:

And to top it all off, you get one of these things, which looks to be some sort of elevator/small tram ride (because what kind of savage walks from their main house to their beach house?):

The house also has a garden area with ponds and waterfalls:

Oh, and check out this 10-person movie theatre located in the main house:

Here is everything you’ll get for your meager $75 million:

• 525 Feet of Lakefront
• 5.14 Acres – 2 Lakefront Parcels
• 4 Buoys – Seasonal 32’ Barge
• Utmost Privacy – Adjoining Forest Service Land
• Private Gated Drive – Entry Pavilion
• Main Residence with attached Guest House
• Beach House with Terraced Beach
• Caretaker Apartment
• 16,232 Square Feet of Total Living Space
• 13 Fireplaces
• 10 Seat Theatre
• 1,687 Bottle Wine Cellar
• 8 Bedrooms
• 10 Full Bathrooms
• 2 Half Bathrooms
• 4-Car Oversized Garage
• 2 Funiculars
• 2 Elevators
• Magical Gardens
• Ponds and Waterfalls

Here is a highlight of the mansion from CNBC:

So anyway, if anybody thinking of buying this property is looking for a roommate, I would like to submit my resume. Heck, I’ll live in the movie theatre…